More...

...of the battling ballerina. Travis and I decided we might as well share some of the other photograph's that I took of the ballerina after her succesful eating of the gorilla heart.

Battling Ballerina

A special thanks to Ashley Mclean for dressing up in a purple ballerina outfit and having fake blood, that wouldn't come off, smeared on her face.

Yeah, my bad.

The container said, wipe off with soap and water.

-Jay

The front of what I received from Mr. Jay. He apparently had nothing to do with the destruction of the ape, it was the ballerinas. I must apologize for my assumption and boy, is she kinda creepy. Note the blood. See? Case in point. Good work Jay.

The back of what I recieved from Mr. Jay.

After a long period of time...

We have an image!

Sorry everyone, my computer and I have not been on the same page lately and it was swamped with a mass of viruses.

Anyway, that's why I've got the photo and no scanned image of what Travis had written to me.

But what we have here is some gorilla blood from the heart of the mighty gorilla that apparently I had killed, even though I give all the credit to the battling ballerinas for their heroism in the matter. They're the real killers.

Its Official

Jay will soon be hearing from PETA, or rather I will, since I'm posting the work. I ascertain however that no apes were harmed in the making of jays work. Perhaps some simian pride was hurt, but hey, laughter is a good cover-up. Jay for defeating this beast, you will be receiving what every Neolithic hunter thought of as the high water mark of rewards from such an astonishing kill.